A Young'un Walks Into An Antique Store With A Bowling Pin...

Way down South in the land of cotton, etc etc etc...

Hey y'all -

On our first day in Georgia, we went to visit your grandfather's antique mall.

In case you were wondering if we were in the right place, let me direct your attention to this wall of photos by the entrance. Subtle, no?

For you guys, the biggest bonus of being descended from the proprietor is that you can basically run amok, licking the jewelry, starting a one-man jug band, tossing a bowling pin, and taking a vintage tractor for joy ride...

...and at the end of the day, the owner of the shop will smile at you and add the things you destroyed to a stack, never to be mentioned again.

You Break It, You...eh, never mind. Carry on.

Laney: "That girl in the blue dress? I think I hurted her arm."

I was going to say, "This is what it must feel like to be famous," but at King Cotton Antique Mall, you guys are.

Love,
Mom