Dear Laney,
If finding a bargain was an Olympic event, your grandmother would take home the Gold. She thinks about you every time she goes shopping. I know this, because every week, a new box of clothes and goodies arrives at our mailbox.
If nothing else, you are the best-dressed baby in Alberton.
But here's the thing: Your grandmother loves you very much, and she's a sucker. If I tell her you could use a pair of brown pants, she sends six.
Try not to use this power for Evil.
Love,
Mom
Shopping is an art and a science. I can't wait to teach you all I know so that you can become an expert at looking great while saving money. Your Irish heritage looks great in green - keep that in mind when we hit the sales!
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