Dear Laney,
According to our doctor, the ultrasound technician, Grandma Sue's prayers, and Peg Peg's psychic Southern hairdresser's prediction*, you're getting a brother for Christmas.
We are beyond thrilled.
Love,
Mom
* ranked in order of importance
Edited to add: Your father attended an Irish Festival today. You'll have to excuse him.
Edited further to add: Peg Peg called me today after reading this post and wanted to clarify that her hairdresser is not Southern, she's (dramatic whisper) Jewish. Which means - I guess - that she possesses mystical powers far beyond the comprehension of us puny Methodists.
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