Attention Readers:
If Laney comes to your house and volunteers to make lunch and swears she knows how to make macaroni and cheese and no, she doesn't need any help, and no, she won't be making a mess, please note that she is what my great-grandmother would have referred to as, "a lying heifer."
Mom: Laney, why are you wearing sunglasses?
Laney: (eye roll) So the sun doesn't see my eyes.
Well, duh.
Love,
Mom
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