The Pacifier Fairy

She flutters, she flies, 

She's sweet as a berry.

Surely you've seen her:

The Pacifier Fairy.

Whatever you call it,

Your paci? Your bink?

She's coming to get it,

Quick as a wink!

She covers the world -

The north to the south -

And can tickle that binky

Right out of your mouth.

You no longer need it;

You're such a big girl!

Can we tell it goodbye?

Could we give that a whirl?

In exchange for donating

That small piece of plastic,

She'll leave you a prize:

Something fantastic!

Can she take it away?

(Please don't say, "Maybe...")

It'll bring so much joy

to a new, tiny baby

She meets lots of infants

On her nightly world tours

Who all want a paci - 

One just like yours!

You've had a good run,

But it's important to share

So let's give up your "p'ar"

(Yes, even the spare).

You'll make her so happy,

and help her spread joy

and in the morning you'll find

a shiny new toy!

So just take a minute

Before you retire,

for one last "'Night, 'night,"

to your friend, Pacifier.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Love,

Mom