The Patient

Dear Will,

I talked to Laney about going to the hospital to meet little Ethan. And now this is me, playing the role of Ethan, as Dr. Laney goes to work on me. Just in case his doctors haven't considered this course of action, might I suggest brushing his hair with a plastic garden hoe and poking him in the chest with the sand timer from the Lalaloopsy board game?

According to Dr. Laney, it's the cure for what ails you, and can reduce your blood pressure all the way down to "four units."                                                                                          

Love,
Brooke