Conversations Heard 'Round Our House

This morning, 9AM

Laney: DAD! I coming! I he'p you!!!

Dad: Great! Can you hand me that saw?

Mom: NO, She can NOT hand you A SAW.

Last night, 8PM

Dad: Laney, can I help you put on your pajamas?

Laney: No, Mom do it!

Dad: Ok... Can I read you a story?

Laney: No. Is Mom's turn.

Dad: Well, you just let me know if you think of something I'm qualified to do.

Laney: K, Dad.

Every Saturday morning, approx 10am

Laney: Wanna watch Ora Splora.

Dad: But Laaaaney... It's football season.

TV: D-D-D-D-D-Dora...

Love, Mom