Ham and Cheese

Dear Laney,

You have a new favorite book by Dr. Seuss.

I have read it in the bed. I have read it in the shed. I have read it in my head.

I've read it slow. I've read it quick. I've read it til I'm sick sick sick. 

I've read it for ages. I've read it in stages. Did you know this thing has 62 PAGES?!?

But the funniest thing to me is that no matter how many times I've read it, and you've recited it along with me, you insist that this is the name of the book:

Woe be unto him who tries to tell you you're wrong. 

Love,

Mom