Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Angriest Flower In The Garden


Dear Laney,

Today, you are in A MOOD. I'm sure it has something to do with teething, a little to do with being congested and a lot to do with having a mom who insists on putting funny things on your head.

In other news, you have added a new "I'm Not Happy" noise to the Laney Burbach Sound Library. It's a lot like the sound you would hear if you stuck a fork in a cat. Which you should never do, of course. This new sound is so unpleasant that your dad and I could save money on acetone by letting that noise peel the paint off the furniture.

Still love ya, though.

Love,
Mom

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