Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the mall, I will fear no toddler evil, for my freakishly strong left arm is with me...and when my head hath been anointed with chocolate gelato, I can haul a 31-pound toddler through the parking lot and sling her ass into the truck 'til her car seat runneth over. Amen.
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