Sunday, June 26, 2011

Free Baby With Cabinet Purchase


Dear Laney,

In one episode of "The Simpsons," the local all-you-can-eat buffet pretends to be closed every time Homer pulls into their parking lot. I wonder if the management of the Missoula Home Depot ever considers the same course of action when they see you roll through their front doors like you did this morning at 8:30am.


Halfway through our shopping excursion, you picked up a plastic strap that had fallen off a pallet of lumber, and you dragged that dang thing down every aisle like it was attached to a chihuahua you were taking for a stroll.


On the one hand, I hope we didn't annoy the employees too much. On the other hand, we've spent more than the GDP of Grenada* at their store, so I don't really care.

Love,
Mom

* I looked it up: 626 million. Yep, that seems like the amount we have tied up in screws and drywall.

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