How Dad's Brain Works

Mom: What the heck is this on the back of Laney's jacket?

Dad: Oh, Laney's school said we need to label everything, so I wrote her name on it with a Sharpie.

Mom: Did you notice that there's a spot on the inside of the jacket that reads, "This jacket belongs to..."

Dad: Nope.

Mom: Did you think about maybe finding a more subtle way to label our child's clothes?

Dad: No. That way is good enough for the Navy, it's good enough for preschool.