Seriously.
I walked out of the house this morning, and a something buzzed my head. It was so big, I thought it was the bat coming back for revenge.
Accordingly, I shrieked and flailed my arms above my head, while jogging in place.
As one does when death-by-wildlife-attack is imminent.
Turns out it was this:
I'm a woman on the verge, y'all.
-Brooke
P.S. If you're a lepidopterologist reading this, and you recognize this as some kind of venom-spitting winged insect that can paralyze human prey, just don't tell me. I'm already in a constant state of the vapors.
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