Bye Bye, Bottles

Dear Laney,

We didn't really set out to wean you, but you've just been so busy lately with egg-and-cheese quesadillas, buffalo burritos and lobster ravioli that you don't have room in your schedule for bottles. So after three days of no bottle, I packed up all your paraphernalia this morning and put it in a Rubbermaid tub in the basement.

You know, just in case you ever have a sibling one day.

Oh Lord, the very idea.

Love,

Mom