Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Ring...Ring...


Ring, ring...

Thor: Thor Burbach, Water Rights.

Brooke: Hey, it's me. Listen, let's say for fun that YOUR dog...

Thor: Yes...?

Brooke: ...at the insistence of YOUR child...

Thor: suspicious Uh huh?

Brooke: ...ate a tablespoon of Vaseline. Is that a thing?

Thor: A thing?

Brooke: You know, a crisis?

Thor: sighs. No, she'll live, although her poop...

Brooke: I know, right? (pause) OK, bye.



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